Oh and here's a silly wee ditty about the aesthetic qualities of art, and appropriate depictions of the human form in society.


Grecian 2007

I don’t mean to sound a prude
But why are Greek Statues always nude?

Wouldn’t the Christians have looked askance
If David hadn’t been wearing pants?

Did Theseus really slay the Minotaur
Flapping about without any drawers?

And they’re obviously cold as they’re all a bit stunted
So wouldn’t they rather be Y-Fronted?

SO to be brief add briefs and save degradation
Because after all ladies,
Things are so much better when they’re left
To our ….. imagination