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Take Pam Ayres, add a dollop of Cosmo Magazine, a slurp of Ruby Wax, a pinch of glitter, a good splosh of silliness and a nice sturdy bra and Voila, you have The Hot Pink Poet. After writing a weekly column for four years on various New Zealand Websites, I've foolishly decided to go it alone. Stay tuned for reviews, articles, poems and ramblings of a pink nature. Arohanui Penny Ashton

Monday, October 10, 2011

Canadian Politician Criticized For Showing Too Much Cleavage

This from the Jezebel Blog. Best I not go into Politics then, My cleavage is likely to swallow Prince Edward Island all together.
Posted by penash at 9:23 am
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2 comments:

Moz said...

Pah, that's nothing, Tallulah's boobs make margaritas!

7:47 pm
penash said...

Mine collect crumbs at least.

8:17 am

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    Since abandoning a career in ballet due to a pesky need to eat, Penny Ashton is fast making a name for herself as a global poet and comedienne. She has been nominated five times as Best Female Comedienne in New Zealand, twice for a Billy T James Award, once for the People’s Choice Award at the Adelaide Fringe Festival and has received an Honourable Mention at the Wellington Fringe Awards for Best Comedy. One day she hopes to win something. She has performed in numerous NZ Festivals and has travelled to both the Edinburgh and Adelaide Fringe Festivals. Her Hot Pink Festival persona has been a critical and commercial success and has prompted invites to perform in Singapore, London, Australia, Germany and Scotland. In 2006 Penny also represented New Zealand in The World Cup of Theatresports in Germany, toured the performance poetry circuit in the UK and then represented Australasia in the Four Continents Slam UK Poetry Tour in December. In 2007 her brand new show Hot Pink Bits was a total sell-out at the Wellington Fringe.
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