Well hello Good Morning faithfuls. It’s Gossip Wench Wednesday again and here I am to deliver
some tasty morsels of gossipy goodness.
I’m kicking off this week with one of the stock standard
gossip mainstays…an Awards ceremony!
The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards dawdled their way through
Monday afternoon before dying slowly after 3.5 hours of floundering in a pool
of tepid laughs. The Emmy’s suffer from repetitive fame injury as every year
the same shows go head to head with often the same winners. As such the host has to be extra funny
as do the set pieces. Sadly Jimmy
Kimmel’s skits made Schindler’s List
look like Seinfeld. The jokes were lamer than a Seabiscuit
with 3 broken legs and an ingrown hoof.
There were some highlights with Jon Stewart fighting his way
past Stephen Colbert, Julia Louis Drefuss switching speeches with Amy Poehler
and Damian Lewis’ excellent speech and surprise win, but not even Ricky
Gervais’ hilarious short stint could save the overall feeling of the show. It was like being bored to death by
your boring uncle at a boring family function.
It amazes me how people that are responsible for making
marvellous tele could make such a bad tele show. Points however to Sofia Vergara for splitting her dress with
her magnificent booty then sharing it with the world via twitter saying “Yes,
this happened twenty minutes before we won!” or more like "Jshess, dis
haaaapen tweany menuts befour we waaan".
Here’s a great Live Blog from the Guardian for an indepth
analysis.
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| Yes Jon Cryer I'm surprised too...but happy for you. I loved Pretty in Pink. |
In a breaking story from under the news desk, Monica
Lewinsky has been shopping a tell-all book around literary agents
recently. She has apparently come
to terms with the fact that all she will ever been known as is someone who kept
“that” dress and did that “thing” with Billy Boy Clinton and is determined to
make some money out of it. I do
feel sorry for the woman, she after all was a young intern and he was the most
powerful man in the world yet he is seen as a great studly guy who is the
darling of the dinner speaking circuit and she is seen as a ho with a fondness
for cigars. I can understand her
wanting to make some money out of her decades of shame, I imagine the oral
version will go off, BUT the person I feel most sorry for is Hilary as this may
affect her tilt at the Whitehouse.
Still, at least she won’t have to sit at “that” desk.
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| My what a big ... intellect you have. |
Paris Hilton is not known for her sterling intellect nor
social graces. Yet I would never have
pegged her for a homophobe. However in a cab ride with friends recently she was
recorded as saying gays were “disgusting” when discussing the app Grindr (which
brings guys together who are looking to share a hot chocolate). It is unfair to record a private
recording but to say all gay guys will get AIDS is also rather ignorant. Paris has apologised however and
promised to try harder. Something
I would not have thought possible.
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| See she loves fairies really. |
I will hardly waste any pixels on the following story but it
is reported that Kanye wants Kim Kardashian to lose 10 kilos and dress more
like Kate Middleton. I am
presuming this story is hogwash, as to dress like Kate, Kim would have to stop
eating for a month and her whole image is based on her curves. If it is true
then Kanye is a dick. The end.
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| Yeah, she's sooooooooo fat. I'm amazed a team of scientists didn't turn up to roll her off the beach. |
And finally in baby news Robbie Williams has spawned. Teddy or Theodora Rose was born last
week to Robbie and his wife Ayda Field and Robbie tweeted a rather cute pic of
him and his little Angel. I
imagine through it all he offers her protection, a lot of love and affection,
whether he’s right or wrong.
Robbie certainly seems to have cleaned up, settled down and become a
domesticated animal. He’s not as
sexy as he used to be, but he's waaay happier, so hooray for him.
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| Yeah so maybe the lustre on that gilt has dimmed slightly...but he's still funny I am sure. |
My shock look is Sofia Vergara’s behind. So pert, her thighs don’t touch, she’s
a goddess. She apparently was initially distraught at this splittage, but then
tweeted this pic herself. Stay
Classy, seriously.
See below!
