Yes yes yes it's all very funny, but why oh why do they have to try so hard. I laughed when David Duchovney's (admittedly still incredibly hot) character asked someone if he wanted to be cock punched, oh ho ho, punched....in the cock....hehehehe, but was perplexed when another man was asked if he wanted to be dick punched in the same episode. Uhhh you already used that joke.
Also AS PER USUAL all the women in the show are naked and jiggling their pert titties, or writhing around on top of Duchovney, whereas he always remained covered up. Admittedly when he covered his man gristle with a priceless painting that he'd just puked on I gave them points for original loin cloth, but nonetheless it's always the chicks with the skin out.
So far so normal, but what really got to me was when Dave's character mused with despair on why all of Hollywood's women are hell bent on trying to destroy themselves with botox and plastic surgery as if he was some sort of wise benevolent feminist sage. HHHmmmm I wonder why, maybe so they can get a part on his skinflick show coz there aint no blubber bound pig dogs bouncing on his cock before it gets punched that's for sure.
Wow, anger Penelope.
Sorry Mum. Better now.
ANYWAYS, and then when the woman who got fired got her job back by playing the porn princess with the Jewish ugly dude from Sex in the City I got sooooo angry I just about turned it off!
BUUUUT I didn't, I mean Duchovney is just so damned hot! What.... I'm objectifying him now you say? Well I never said I was consistent and it's my matriarchal right to objectify a specimen who has subjugated us as a collective voice since time immemorial.
Or something like that anyways, oooh gotta go, time for episode four, I wonder if he'll Knob Numchuka someone?
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Give it time. By episode five or so, the show really hits its stride: there's even a string of episodes where no-one has sex and they dare to just let it stand on plot alone. The second half of the season is much more character- rather than stunt-sex-driven (with a couple of notable exceptions). It's not "Tell Me You Love Me" level brutal realism, but it's still nice to see characters talking about sex on American tv in such a way that you think they might actually have had it.
The funniest part though, is that Californication is created and written by a guy who got his grounding writing for those painfully earnest lovelings on Dawson's Creek. Now there is a crossover episode with spectacular comic potential!
Hehehehe I can't see Katie Holmes and Tommy boy bonking til they vomit. But will the Chilli Peppers win their law suit?
Maybe more of a Pacey move? More likely Joey befriends Shrug's secretary and helps her realise she's disrespecting herself with her overt sexuality, persuading her to wear more sweaters. Meanwhile Dawson gets picked up by Mulder-punching fan girl Mia and sobs himself to sleep after she leaves him feeling used and bruised, and with the knowledge that he's surely disrespected himself.
Hmm, I may be demonstrating far too great a knowledge of "the creek" than it is cool to own up to in your thirties. (Disregard this thread. :-) )
To be honest I was thinking that, however I remain smug in the fact I have no idea who Shrug is.
No-Shrug-smug...
http://imdb.com/title/tt0168340/
Wow, so it's like, you watch loads of tele in Afghanistan is it?
More like during a misspent youth growing up on the shore.
(The real irony of this thread is that I've never actually seen an entire episode of Dawson's Creek in my life.)
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